Texts from Mittens the Cat 2027 Day to Calendar: One Cat, Two Paws, Unlimited Drama

When a cat gets a smartphone, chaos--and numerous texts about gravy and catnip--inevitably follow. Get ready for a year of pure cattitude with the Texts from Mittens 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar. Each page of this daily calendar serves up a strong dose of feline chaos and text-capades--not to mention questionable poetry. Whether Mitty's binge-watching Judge Judy or ordering pizzas in bulk, his texts never disappoint. Featuring all-new schemes and fur-fueled drama, this calendar is a pawsome gift for cat lovers who suspects their fluffy feline is plotting something truly nefurrious. Features include: - No single-use plastic- Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display- Printed on FSC(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink- Full-color tear-off pages- Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia- Day/Date reference on each page- Combined weekend pages- Official major world holidays and observances- All-new hysterical text messages between a sassy housecat and his very patient human