The Apocalypse Has Customer Support

When the apocalypse arrives, humanity discovers the end of the world is not caused by aliens, zombies, or angry gods. >After every phone, television, and smart device on Earth begins displaying strange corporate messages, exhausted office worker Elliot Vance finds himself trapped on hold with Universal Closure Solutions; the interdimensional company responsible for managing planetary extinctions. Unfortunately, Earth's apocalypse was activated two centuries early by Kevin, an undertrained intern who accidentally pressed the wrong button. >To make matters worse: - The Four Horsemen have HR problems- The moon keeps leaving negative reviews- Customer satisfaction surveys may destroy civilization- Upper management abandoned reality for a leadership retreat in the Void- And the hold music never stops Teaming up with an emotionally broken apocalypse supervisor, a terrifying refund auditor, and the least qualified intern in the universe, Elliot must survive corporate extinction before humanity gets permanently deleted. The Apocalypse Has Customer Support is a wildly absurd sci-fi comedy packed with bureaucratic nightmares, cosmic incompetence, and the horrifying realization that the universe runs on paperwork.

Pagina's: 151, Paperback, Independently published