The BRO Code for Parents

Bol Partner

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling &;Barney Stinson&; canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.So you&;re going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent? &; Will I be able to afford this? &; Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn&;t mean your kid has to be as lame as you&;re about to become. That&;s why I&;ve written this book&;to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. The Bro Code for Parents will help you: Choose a baby name that won&;t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker &; Interview and hire a smokin&; hot nanny &; Teach your child instant classics like &;The Boobs on the Bus&; and &;Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat&; With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you&;ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

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Pagina's: 155, Paperback, Atria Books