The Department of Made-Up Stuff: 100 Silly Official Forms, Permits & Certificates for Kids

Every family runs on unwritten rules and unspoken complaints. This book fixes that. From now on, everything is official.Welcome to the Department of Made-Up Stuff - where kids can file a real complaint about a stolen French fry, apply for a pet dragon, request a later bedtime "on the record," and get an official certificate for surviving bath night. 100 fully illustrated fill-in forms, permits, reports, and certificates cover every everyday emergency of being a kid, from monster sightings to sibling disputes to the ongoing case of the missing TV remote.Each form comes with checkboxes, blanks to fill in, a spot to sign, and a "For Office Use Only" approval line - because nothing is real until it's stamped.Inside you'll find: - Complaints (sibling disputes, unfair snack distribution, and more)- Applications (pet dragons, secret clubhouses, superhero licenses)- Permits (blanket forts, water balloon fights, extra dessert)- Field reports (monster sightings, suspicious basement noises)- Certificates to make it all officialPerfect for road trips, rainy days, sibling boredom, or as a genuinely funny gift for kids ages 6-12. Grab a pen. Get official.