THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF NONSINCEVOLUME V: CREATURES, BEASTS, AND OTHER LICENSED WILDLIFE: Because Egg: 5

WARNING: ABSURDITY INCREASES WITH EVERY ENTRY. BY THE TIME YOU REACH THE END, YOU WILL TOTALLY DENY UNDERSTANDING ANIMALS.Welcome to the ultimate, highly unscientific bestiary of Neither Here Nor There. Prepare yourself for a progressive zoological tour that starts with minor animal paperwork and quickly spirals into species that completely violate anatomy, evolution, physics, and the very sentences describing them.In this volume, you will discover the strict laws of animal bureaucracy (every creature may hold public office if properly dressed), meet predators legally required to give their lunch reasonable notice of pursuit, and cross paths with the likes of Permitless Pigeons, Accountant Raccoons, and Substitute-Teacher Moose.Meanwhile, the Federal Bureau of Sandwiches is in full emergency lockdown: Logic has stolen the First Egg. Every creature in the kingdom claims to have laid it, the chicken has retained expensive legal counsel, and the egg is flatly refusing chronological questioning. Consider yourself warned: open this book, and you are officially classified as suspicious wildlife.OFFICIAL BIOLOGICAL RULING: IF THE EGG BEGINS EXPLAINING THE CHICKEN, LEAVE THE NEST IMMEDIATELY. BECAUSE EGG.