The Feline Felon

Welcome to the Edwin Lee Apartments, where a nineteen-pound Maine Coon cartel boss named Mr. Frumpy Pants Mosquitz Thumpernickel-known simply as Frump-rules the household with an iron paw and absolute contempt for human commerce.Behind the facade of a sleepy, oversized tabby, Frump operates a sophisticated petty larceny syndicate right from the living room floor. Armed with a velvet-lined psychic broadcast directly into his human zera's skull, this feline mastermind specializes in the high-stakes theft of ignition keys, hundred-dollar bills from the kitchen counter, and contraband like Caesar's brass Zippo lighter.As zera fights to keep his sanity intact, navigating hilarious standoffs, tactical couch-cushion diversions, and high-speed hallway chases, Frump maintains his underground empire from the comfort of his secret stash spots. The Feline Felon is a laugh-out-loud comedy about the chaotic reality of sharing a one-bedroom apartment with an apex predator of minor property crimes.