The Forbidden Affairs of Buckingham Palace

If you like royal tales of the most ridiculous kind with suggestive innuendos being the cornerstones of every chapter, strap in for the story of a lifetime... Mary, a seventeen-year-old living in a crime-ridden neighbourhood in London with her mum, is about to embark on the financially efficient journey that is not going to college. Considering Mary and her mum are shit broke and nobody could give a rat's arse about their dire circumstances, matters had to be taken into God's hands. While Mary's out for a breath of fresh air one heaven-sent morning, a newspaper smacks her straight in the face with a headline that would change the course of her life forever: 'Queen currently looking for personal maid. Will pay £25000 a year.' >This novel is perfect for lovers of irreverent British humour with a royal twist and is an enduring reminder that sometimes one can get away with something without risking a royal lawsuit. If you enjoyed Sue Townsend's The Queen and I, The Crown series, and The Royal We by Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, then you will love this book.