The Missions of Sam and Kader: A Complete Accurate History

Apparently, I've been chosen to write a summary about these missions. Do you really want me to do that? I've been dragged against my will to the ends of the earth and back. I've been manhandled and bombarded with...Wait. Hold on...I'm supposed to be nice about this? Really? Show them in a positive light? Are you kidding me? Fine... Yeah, I got it, lie through my teeth. Okay... Sorry, let me start over.Sam, your average run-of-the-mill boy on a mission. No, really--real missions! Sam and his sidekick, Kader (that's me, if you care to know), really go on missions. Top secret jobs that only a select few get the clearance to know about.Highly classified and confidential, Sam's missions, given to him by the Agency, take him all over the world and to places unknown. Only the most elite and specially trained agents work for the Agency. If you know, you know.One day he's serenading a stadium full of lovestruck fans. The next, he's zip-lining across a chasm of molten lava! Whatever the mission might be, you know Sam and Kader are there to get things done.At the end of the day, Sam returns home to his loving family, who are none the wiser of his escapades during the day. Well, except his commander and sister, Ella.This is a collection of past missions recorded for historical purposes and in hopes of inspiring other agents to fulfill their missions and to find wonder and whimsy in life, like Sam.There. Ugh, I did it... I gotta go lie down for a while. I feel sick. Get someone else to write the rest.

Pagina's: 64, Paperback, Christian Faith Publishing