The Other, Other Kind of Aliens, Eh?

A flying saucer parks itself over a sleepy Canadian air base, and the invasion that follows isn't fought with lasers - it's fought with paperwork.When the Kratorian Empire demands two bison, one volunteer for a very personal probe, and the surrender of beer and hockey, the joint U.S.-Canadian garrison at Cold Lake discovers the aliens haven't come to conquer them with superior firepower. They've come to bury them in approval forms. Between a medieval-cosplaying Wing King, a sergeant who solves most problems with a grenade launcher and a flask, a quantum linguist decoding alien bureaucracy one "sign here" sticker at a time, and a NASCAR driver haunted by the ghost of his Red Baron great-uncle, this ragtag alliance may be humanity's last, sarcastic line of defense.Turns out the universe's most terrifying weapon isn't a death ray. It's a form in triplicate.A military sci-fi comedy for anyone who has ever lost a war to a requisition slip.