The Squawk of Power

A once-harmonious flock of birds has fractured into echo chambers of talon-tapping rage and nest-thumping ideology. The Left-Wings scream for climate justice and universal wormfare. The Right-Wings chirp about traditional nesting values, border-perch security, and the sanctity of the ancient Tree Scrolls. Somewhere in the middle, a bewildered group of moderate Sparrows just wants to keep flying without getting caught in another debate about beak mandates or the ethics of drone-hatching.