The Supply Closet of Eternal Terror: a Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoir: 4

What's a nice Shoggoth like him doing in a dump like Earth...and looking for H.P. Lovecraft?Slither with us into yet another thrilling volume of the secret, forbidden memoirs of our every-Thing hero, Narg the Shoggoth!Now comfortably retired from the clutches of the Amalgamation, Narg is at last in his dream job, a professor of Human Studies at his alma mater, good ole Miskatonic University. Shackled to his terrifyingly dear Bugg, his unnatural existence should be as perfect as any Thing could hope for in The Land Where Hope Perishes Of Sustenance.That is, until a hostile takeover occurs inside Cthulhu, Amalgamated. His Uncle is consumed by the opposition, and Narg's family is next up on the menu. Forcibly recalled to his old position by the dread Strider Among the Stars, the only way our hero can protect his Bugg is to accept a more-than-normally impossible mission: Return to the Realm of the Squishies and remove all knowledge of His Hideous Race Of Beings Who Slaver At The Edges Of Reality from the world of the Hairless Apes.