The Third Beer Problem: How to Have One More Without Having Five

Beer three was supposed to be the last one. Then someone said, "One more."Sound familiar?The Third Beer Problem: How to Have One More Without Having Five is a funny, mostly practical guide for the beer lover whose evening always seems to need a small extension.Hank Barley explores the delicate art of enjoying that third beer without letting it appoint itself chairman of the committee deciding whether you need a fourth.Across 19 short, lighthearted chapters, you'll discover: - The Fourth Beer in a Fake Mustache - why "a little one" and "someone already ordered it" still count.- Beer Math - the suspicious calculations behind stronger pints, free samples, and vacation drinking.- The Friend Named One More - dealing with the buddy who treats your departure as the end of friendship.- The Tactical Exit - saying goodbye without spending another forty-five minutes holding a fresh drink.- The Partner Agreement - making a plan that doesn't turn your other half into an unpaid beverage auditor.You'll also find a quick-reference field guide, ready-made replies for another-round offers, and an official Three Beer Gentleman certificate with absolutely no official authority.A humorous birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, or just-because gift for husbands, boyfriends, and adult beer lovers who appreciate a good pint and can laugh at themselves.A gift that says both "I love you" and "we have discussed this."