The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook

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Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say ''Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter.'' Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with ''I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face.'' Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! Also available is the ''Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush,'' if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch! https://amzn.to/2K88W2L(This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

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WELCOME TO THE NEW FULL-COLOR EDITION!We are pleased to inform you that in October 2017 this book was magically refreshed and improved. Please find enclosed a list of all second-edition updates: full-color illustrations, additional pages including ''Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies,'' and wicked new insults! Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say ''Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter.'' Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book.