Thou Shalt Not Finish: More Filthy Ballads, Tavern Disasters, and Bad Decisions

A mock-literary adult humor collection for readers who like their classics with fewer morals, worse decisions, and absolutely no promise of good behavior. After more than a year of writing, rewriting, editing, polishing, and making increasingly questionable literary decisions, this volume and its predecessor-these filthy little tavern disasters-are finally ready to stagger into the world. Thou Shalt Not Finish is the second volume of Violetta Vicequill's filthy, funny, bard-inspired adult humor series: a raucous collection of bawdy ballads, tavern disasters, cruel little truths, dirty poems, raunchy songs, bedroom catastrophes, bad decisions, literary parody, and historical nonsense for readers with a deeply unserious relationship with classic literature. Inside these scandalous pages, tavern math gets ugly, beauty ratings collapse after dark, overconfident lovers are exposed, codpieces fail under pressure, oral crimes are documented, hygiene becomes a moral emergency, royal appetites create administrative problems, and every boastful fool with too much ale and not enough skill gets dragged into the verse. This is adult comedy poetry for people who enjoy inappropriate humor, raunchy poetry, dirty poems for adults, funny parody books, bawdy verse, Shakespeare-inspired filth, mock-literary satire, tavern-floor philosophy, and jokes dressed up just enough to look respectable from across the room. From disappointing reveals to padded codpieces, maritime hygiene crimes, bedroom mechanics, cruel tavern truths, filthy victories, haikus from worse judgment, and appendices no responsible publisher should have allowed, this collection is built for readers who enjoy clever filth, adult gag gifts, bookish comedy, white elephant gifts, bachelorette party gag gifts, bachelor party gag gifts, dirty stocking stuffers, funny gifts for adults, and inappropriate book club picks. Perfect for anyone who has ever wondered what would happen if classic poetry got drunk at a Renaissance tavern, insulted everyone equally, and then tried to leave through the wrong chamber door. For adult readers only. Contains explicit sexual humor, profanity, bawdy parody, body jokes, sexual insults, crude humor, raunchy verse, and deliberately ridiculous literary filth.

Pagina's: 150, Paperback, Independently published