Where's OUR Bathhouse?: A Bitter Woman Investigates the Greatest Male Luxury Ever Invented

WHY DO MEN GET SECRET STEAM KINGDOMS... AND WOMEN GET BRUNCH?That's the question Alicia Beverly asks after discovering gay men have bathhouses: mysterious, private spaces full of steam, silence, snacks, and the radical luxury of being left alone.Meanwhile women are drowning in:group chatsemotional laborfake self-care culturenetworking disguised as healingand overpriced "wellness" experiences that somehow create MORE stress.So naturally, one angry, hilarious woman launches an investigation.Where's OUR Bathhouse? is a savage, laugh-out-loud satire about modern burnout, female exhaustion, boundaries, and the deeply offensive realization that men may have accidentally figured out relaxation better.Inside this ridiculous masterpiece: Why brunch is emotional warfare Why women's "self-care" is suspiciously exhausting The failed attempt to create a women's bathhouse Why silence has become the ultimate luxury A manifesto for protecting your peace like your life depends on itPerfect for fans of savage humor, social commentary, women's satire, and books that make you laugh in public like a lunatic.Because honestly?You don't need another candle.You need a damn towel.