Who the F**k Would Read a Collection of Erotic Poetry

it started with the sound of water a pause then the soft slap of bare feet on tile that girl who flits in and out of our apartment like a hotel she never has to pay for - Excerpt from "My Husband's Sister" OVER 30 (VERY NAUGHTY) POEMS! COMPLETELY ORIGINAL…NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE! BY ACORN SWEETLEAF! Blending a confessional style with literary playfulness, this collection features poems across a wide selection of topics and scenarios, such as insatiable librarians, overheard neighbours, breathless balconies, desperate text messages, and so much more. From teasing to taboo, funny to filthy, naughty to needy, each piece will pull you deeper into Acorn's little world, where desire and shame battle it out line by line, daring you to read just one more poem before bed. Whether recited in risqué rhymes, frisky freeverse, or sullen stanzas, these poems are guaranteed to make you excited, aroused, and desperate in equal measure. A perfect gift for anyone with a dirty mind, or a delightful self indulgence for a few quiet evenings alone. Full list of poems: • The Kind Of Girl • My Husband's Sister • An Ode To Touch • The First Session • Office Work • In Other Words • Edging • Something Borrowed • Musician Wanted • Through The Wall • The No Panties Club • Candy • The Roommate (Oops!) • Feet • The Difference Between The Two • 1AM • Beside Me, My Best Friend • The Critic • Intent • Step by Step • The Poem That Never Was • Celestial Desires • (SUB)TEXT • Late Fees • Unlocked Only by Thee • The Holiday List • The Tea Ceremony • [REDACTED] • Breathless Balcony • The Bard • Scammers & Spammers • The Acorn Sweetleaf Manifesto • The Countdown • It Was Always This So be warned! Once you pick it up, you might not be able to put it back down until you're finished.