Why My Cat is Better Than Your Ex (or Current)

Why My Cat is Better Than Your Ex (or Current)Standards Raised... By a Feline.When relationships get confusing, chaotic, or downright disappointing... Batman the cat stays calm, consistent, and emotionally available.In this witty and warm-hearted guide to love, Rashmie shares unexpected relationship wisdom learned from the most emotionally intelligent creature she knows-her cat. With his slow blinks, respectful silence, and masterful boundary-setting, Batman offers a blueprint for modern love that's healthier, softer, and surprisingly profound.Each chapter unpacks one behavior-like how Batman never ghosts, doesn't love-bomb, and knows when to loiter lovingly or walk away without drama. Through real-life cat-human interactions, playful humor, and gently savage insights, this book explores courtship, conscious connection, and emotional resilience in a world full of red flags.If you've ever wondered what love would look like without the mixed signals, power plays, or texting anxiety, this feline Casanova might just show you the way.For anyone healing, dating, or just done with emotionally unavailable people-this is your invitation to raise your standards... and follow the paws that know the way.