Wtf's In La Land: An Anthology of Dreams

What happens when you record every dream the second you wake up and then actually publish them?This book is exactly that.For years Anthony Elfonzia kept notebooks, scraps of paper, and voice memos by his bed. The dreams arrived wild, fractured, and impossible to ignore. He wrote them down raw with no editing and no attempt to explain them. What you get is a collection of the strangest, funniest, and most unsettling ones.A firefighter brawl on the back of a moving fire truck in heavy snow. Three snakes that turn into power after a ritual in a cafeteria kitchen. A parade where Jonathan Majors insists you call him Tim. A crystal singing bowl that summons a Bruce Lee figure. A flooded basement full of bugs that becomes an underground sea. Jesus Christ waking up in a mortuary and needing a ride to Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.Each chapter is one dream told straight from the notebook. No symbols decoded. No meanings forced. Just the dreams exactly as they hit him.If you have ever bolted upright at 3 a.m. wondering what the hell your brain just showed you, this book is for you. It is proof that your own dreams are worth remembering. Keep a notebook by the bed. Write them down before they disappear. These WTF moments might be the start of your own collection.From retired Cleveland firefighter and working actor Anthony Elfonzia, WTF'S IN LA LA LAND is a no-frills invitation to look at the wild stuff happening every night inside your head.

Pagina's: 251, Paperback, Parker Publishers