Don't Be a HO For Valentine's Day!: the Only Thing Getting Popped Should Champagne Cork

The florist is booked. The jeweler is busy. The maître d' has a waiting list. And the man you're dating has suddenly developed strong philosophical objections to Valentine's Day. How fascinating.Grandma would like to discuss this.Don't Be a HO HO HO for Valentine's Day! is what happens when a wealthy, old-school grandmother with eighty years of standards meets modern dating.Through savage rhyming verse and glamorous illustrations, Grandma takes on situationships, bare-minimum boyfriends, "low-maintenance" nonsense, mysterious Valentine's scheduling conflicts, and the increasingly bizarre idea that the man is somehow the prize.A Valentine's gag gift for the best friend, sister, daughter, or granddaughter whose dating life could use less sympathy and considerably more Grandma.Classy illustrations. Questionable language. Extremely high standards.