Jane Eyre and the Mystery of Haunted Spin Class

Jane Eyre was just trying to get her life together after being blacklisted from governess gigs for 'too much existential despair.' Now she's stuck ghost-hunting inside a repurposed 12th-century castle-turned-gym where the protein shakes are cursed and the peloton bikes occasionally speak Latin.Armed with only biting sarcasm, a fifth-hand EMF detector, and a personal vendetta against online fitness culture, Jane must survive sabotage by jealous spinfluencers, accidental demonic possession, and several very tedious HR meetings about 'spectral misconduct.'Expect soul-deep monologues about existential futility immediately followed by people arguing over smoothie bar loyalty points. Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class is a chaotic, sarcastic comedy about existential dread, gym politics, and mildly cursed cardio.