No Offense, But... You Won't Shut Up About Your Kid

No Offense, But... You Won't Shut Up About Your Kid is for the parent who treats every conversation like a parenting podcast.From the photo-dump parent who can't choose between 47 near-identical baby pictures, to the milestone bragger who announces every "first" like Olympic gold, to the party-killer who ends every night with yet another toddler story-this book lovingly roasts the parent who just can't stop oversharing.Inside, you'll find 37 "red flags" that break down the most eye-roll-worthy kid-talk habits: why they're a problem, the common excuses behind them, and-most importantly-how to stop before your friends start screening your calls.This isn't about hating kids. Kids are great. It's about hating the way you make everything about them. Because as much as people love your child, they'd still like to see you as a person, not just a walking daycare update.Funny, sharp, and painfully relatable, this book is the perfect reminder that parenting may be your whole world-but it doesn't have to take over everyone else's too.