The Encyclopedia of nonsense vol.3 AGRICULTURE, LOGIC, AND OTHER RURAL CRIMES: Because Potatoe

Welcome back to the officially certified fields of Neither Here Nor There, a pastoral landscape where geography remains thoroughly negotiable, government forms ripen directly on the vine, and every sandwich is potential federal evidence.In this volume, the Ministry of Rural Confusion proudly presents the absolute baseline of impossible agriculture. Learn the strict laws governing flying trees (legal only in the direction opposite their paperwork), discover the outside employment habits of highly credentialed livestock, and find out what happens when farm equipment develops severe emotional needs.Meanwhile, the Federal Bureau of Sandwiches cleanup continues: Logic is officially at large after escaping the county inside a basket of french-fried chicken wings. If you find yourself accidentally making sense of this handbook, close it immediately, face sideways, and report directly to the nearest agricultural spoon.OFFICIAL CAUSE OF ACCIDENTAL UNDERSTANDING: BECAUSE POTAT