THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF NONSINCE VOL 4 GEOGRAPHY, BORDERS, AND OTHER LOCATION CRIMES: Because Waffle

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF NONSINCEVOLUME IV: GEOGRAPHY, BORDERS, AND OTHER LOCATION CRIMESWARNING: EVERY COORDINATE IS CERTIFIED INCORRECT. THE COUNTRY HAS RELOCATED. YOU ARE STANDING IN EVIDENCE.Welcome back to the completely negotiable terrain of Neither Here Nor There, where maps are legally required to submit a written apology whenever they are accurate, and oceans cannot be operated without a strict plumbing permit.In this volume, the Bureau of Misplaced Geography invites you to navigate a world completely lost. Discover the fragile inner feelings of international borders, learn how to slip a sovereign territory inside your coat pocket, and figure out the logistical nightmare of a city that moves during business hours (taking City Hall with it).Meanwhile, the Federal Bureau of Sandwiches faces its worst geographical crisis yet: Logic has stolen the Official Map and vanished into a coordinate that changes whenever it is pronounced correctly. If you successfully manage to locate yourself while reading this atlas, leave the premises immediately.OFFICIAL NAVIGATION PROTOCOL: WHEN ALL DIRECTIONS FAIL, THE OFFICIAL DESTINATION IS BECAUSE WAFFLE.